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A note on submissions.

May 14th, 2009 · 10 Comments

Submissions go here. If you need a reminder of the rules, read this.

A couple of comments on issues that have come up:

Wordpress is reasonably flexible, but one of its quirks is that it assumes everyone with the same username is the same person. Unreasonable, I know. If you are submitting a secret, and you don’t want to see other secrets, submit it under a creatively fake name.

Spamming a ton of weakass secrets just to get a post to go live is a risky strategery. If we become known for weakass spam, we will end up getting fewer juicy secrets. Think before you post.

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Trixie/Rhayden is so old meme. Also, ew.

December 15th, 2009 · 5 Comments

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Y HELLO THAR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

December 15th, 2009 · 4 Comments

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Apparently it doesn’t take much to amuse you

December 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Just roll around in some salt. That’ll get his attention in a heartbeat.

December 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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The dead don’t typically worry about anything

December 15th, 2009 · 5 Comments

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witch has always been a crotch

October 26th, 2009 · No Comments

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The Butt’s one fan speaks.

October 26th, 2009 · No Comments

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Anyone know what this is about?

October 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Ass-tear gets canned. Everyone rejoices.

October 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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It can’t be jfade. jfade can use an apostrophe.

October 26th, 2009 · 5 Comments

jfade

Fixed by Rhayden. Take that you dirty secret deleter!

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The Rhayden/Trixie thing is old meme

October 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Tyyppi has a big… gun?

October 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Two positive rohina secrets in one MSTY update? She clearly needs to step up the mean.

October 26th, 2009 · No Comments

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Falor is funnier on MATY

October 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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EW. DNW Trixie cock.

October 26th, 2009 · No Comments

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Suave has a fan.

October 26th, 2009 · No Comments

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Man, there are some sick fucks on MATY.

October 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Those topic titles are not gramatically fucked up enough to come from the Tard or Queef.

September 30th, 2009 · 8 Comments

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Where “butthurt” is not a metaphor.

September 10th, 2009 · No Comments

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Oh, if only she would DIAF.

September 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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